I had a request that I upload the rules for my Election Night drinking game, so here it is, along with my playlist and choice for song of the day.
Ben’s Election Night Drinking Game
Drinks: Beer and Booze
Rules:
1)Take a drink whenever a state is “too close to call.â€
2)Take a drink whenever they show sad Republicans.
3)Take a drink when they show Democrats singing, dancing, or giving high fives.
4)Take a drink if they mention any third party candidates.
5)Take a shot if an incumbent Senator loses his/her race. Potential states:
a)Maine
b)New Hampshire
c)North Carolina
d)Georgia
e)Mississippi
f)Louisiana
g)Kentucky
h)Minnesota
i)Oregon
j)Alaska
k)Others?
6)Change the channel if the following are mentioned: Obama being a Muslim; Obama’s citizenship; potential assassinations.
7)Switch to Fox News if anybody mentions the media’s liberal bias, then be ready to obey rule 6.
8)If Question One is defeated, I collect a tax and everybody gives me a dollar. If Question One passes, I owe everybody a dollar.
9)If Question Two passes, celebrate appropriately. If Question Two is defeated, I confiscate all contraband from my guests.
song of the day = Charles Manson | Eyes of a Dreamer | Lie | ESP Disk | CD 08
artist | song | release | label | year
Black Helicopter | Invasion of Prussia | Radio Singles | x | CD 08
Bulkhead | Vote the Man | Plunk | Sonic Bubblegum | CD 93
Terror of the Sea | Akron is OK | s/t | Apocalypse the Apocalypse | CD 06
Defiance, OH | Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop | The Fear The Fear The Fear | No Idea | CD 08
Jay Reatard | Fluorescent Grey | Matador Singles 08 | Matador | CD 08
Times New Roman | Sick and Tyred | Stay Awake | Matador | 7″ 08
Thatcher on Acid | Guess Who’s Running the Show | Curdled/The Moondance | Broken Rekids | CD 97
Burning Airlines | Election Night Special | Identikit | DeSoto | CD 01
The Aquarium | White House | s/t | Dischord | CD 06
Surf City | Records of a Flagpole Skater | EP | Morr Music | CD 08
Live Fast Die | Buzz Buzz Buzzard | Buzz…/Pecker Breathe | Goodbye Boozy | 7″ 08 [Chris’s sotd]
The Proletariat | Decide on Change | Voodoo Economics | Taang! | CD 98
Jason Bennett and the Resistance | Hope Dies Last | Hope Dies Last | Teenage Heart | CD 08
Varsity Drag | Skinny Ties | For Crying Out Loud | Boss Tuneage | CD 08
The Lights Out | Make Me | s/t | x | CD 07
The Sprained Ankles | Death From Above | s/t | Teenage Heart | CD 07
Refuse Resist | Captain | Mind Yourself | Rodent Popsicle | CD 08
Scarce | Hope | Tattoos and Parades and Yesterdays | x | CD 08
Screeching Weasel | One Step Beyond | Wiggle | Asian Man | CD ?/05
Planes Mistaken For Stars | Copper and Stars | We Ride To Fight! | No Idea | CD ?/08
We March | Take the Reigns | Creator/Destroyer | Non-Prophet | CD 08
Motorhead | Buried Alive | Motorizer | Steamhammer | CD 08
The Point | History | s/t | Mud Memory | CD 08
Dead Kennedys | Stars and Stripes of Corruption | Frankenchrist | Alternative Tentacles | LP 85
Chemicals Made of Dirt | Hard | Ike | Hyped2Death | CD ?/04
The Briefs | No More Presidents | Sex Objects | BYO | CD 04
Rosemary’s Babies | Vote Yes | Talking to the Dead | Ghastly | CD 82/04
Sump Pumps | Underwater | Revenge of the… | 8 Bit | CD 08
Red Eyed Legends | Ghetto Hulk | Wake Up, Legend | File 13 | CD 08
Imaginary Icons | Mirror Panics | s/t | Daggerman | 12″ 08
Gang of Four | I Found That Essence Rare | 100 Flowers Bloom | Rhino | CD ?
The Estranged | Through the Night | Sacred Decay/Through the Night | Dirtnap | 7″ 08
By the End of Tonight | Delirious, Where Have You Been? | Fireworks on Ice EP | Temporary Residence | CD 04
Akimbo | Rouge | Jersey Shore | Neurot | CD 08
Charles Manson | Eyes of a Dreamer | Lie | ESP Disk | CD 08